Fart
Alarm Motion Activated Gag Gift
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Fart Alarm Motion Activated gag gift to your customer today! You sell
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Are you ready for the funniest fart gag gift ever? Set the Fart Alarm on a table or desk and when someone walks by ALERT ALERT!!! FART DETECTED! The Fart Alarm is motion activated so anyone walking by will set it off instantly. Everyone at home, school and the office will love it! Once the Fart Alarm goes off, the light flashes and says funny things such as............
"FART DETECTED REPEAT FART DETECTED MAINTAIN SAFE DISTANCE!"..........."WARNING DANGEROUS GASES EMITTED KEEP CLEAR!"............"FARTS WITH POSSIBLE FOLLOW THROUGH IN THE AREA STAY AWAY!'..........."ACCIDENT AHEAD DAMAGED UNDERWEAR PLEASE DETOUR IMMEDIATELY!"............"BLAST MEASURING 8.5 ON THE RICHTER SCALE!"............."FART FLAVORED AIR IN ROOM EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!"................"SPHINCTER SONG BEING PLAYED DISPURSE THE CROWD CALL IN THE PARAMEDICS!"
The Fart Alarm stands about 5" tall and even comes installed with batteries!
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$20-$30 + shipping
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